ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
(via saiyans)
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Me, waking up my children in 2035: “Get woke, Bae and Thot, it’s time to vore breakfast!”
A sheriff’s deputy’s husband choked this helpless man to death & now his family is demanding justice
He had no right to touch the victim. This is a crime. A murder. The fact that you’re married to sheriff’s deputy doesn’t make you a police officer.
(via heart)
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me when his c*ck huge and enticing
delete this
this video should be illegal..
dEAR GOD
STOP
I just realized I haven’t reblogged this in ages
I’ve already reblogged this but I just noticed the part about nitrous oxide and am losing my goddamn mind imagining a schlubby white dude trying to do whippits while fucking
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whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeaboutit:
Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same
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